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What's up, guys?

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My name is
Teddy.

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And I'm Claire, and welcome
to another episode of Superhost.

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Don't forget to smash that like
button and click that little bell

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so you never
miss an episode.

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And this week we are staying at a
gorgeous house up in the mountains.

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We have been trying to get it for
months and it has been booked solid.

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This Superhost, who's the
name BettyLou52, has a nearly

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spotless record.

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Endless reviews saying how
staying here has been breathtaking.

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Breathtaking.

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Absolutely
marvelous.

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One user even described
it as life-changing.

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Are you ready to
change your life?

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But if you missed our last
series, you should click right here.

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They finally had an opening
so I am really excited.

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Me too.

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It was going to be such a memorable
stay and we are checking in right now.

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Okay, cut.

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I think that
worked.

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Yeah, it was
fine.

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We can just throw in some
reactions over the boring parts.

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Yeah.

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Hey, can you order a hard drive?

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To the house?

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Yeah, I can.

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I think I'm going to
shower before we go.

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Sounds good.

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Hey, you want to
join me?

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Really?

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Nah.

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Hey babe!

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What's up guys?

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Okay, this week's episode
is going to be a special one.

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I'm finally going
to pop the question.

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She has no idea, but this week's episode
is going to be one she won't ever forget.

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And I'm going to do my best to
keep you all in the loop this entire time.

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I'm so nervous.

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Don't forget to
like and subscribe.

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So quiet here.

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Okay, first
impressions.

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Baby, you're giving
me a heads up.

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I still got road
hair.

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Come on, think
fast.

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First
impressions.

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Okay.

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Come on,
DiCaprio.

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Okay, my first impressions of this
place is just the... Okay, cut the shit.

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What?

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That felt fake.

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Do it over.

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Okay, fine.

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Uh, do you want to start
off with a shot of the house?

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Got it.

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What are you
doing?

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Holy crap!

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This is insane!

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Oh my god!

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You're the
worst.

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And see.

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This is why we're
losing subscribers.

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Ouch.

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Got a pretty good
feeling about this video.

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We'll be on a hot
streak again soon.

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Let's hope so.

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This place is so
nice.

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Nine, two,
three, four,

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two, three,

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four, two,
shift.

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Not working?

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No.

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First arrived.

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Da-da-da-da-da-da.

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Front door code
two.

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Two, three,
four, two.

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Yeah, I tried
that.

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Well, shit.

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That's what I
said.

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Do you have the
host number?

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Can you call
them?

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Yeah, it's in our messages,
but it's not loading.

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No, look, it's
right here.

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Oh.

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Let me get a
better signal.

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It's ringing!

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It's ringing!

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It's not ringing
anymore.

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Here we go.

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Second
impressions.

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Second
impressions.

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Yeah.

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Well, the outside is terrific.

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But we got the wrong door code, so I
don't know if we'll ever see the inside.

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Good energy, but just give
me something we can use.

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Yeah, uh...

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Okay, got
something.

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My second
impressions.

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What?

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Teddy, what?

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Hi there!

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Hi there!

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Hi there!

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Hi there!

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Hi there!

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Thanks for the
warning.

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You must be
Betty Lou 52.

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It's actually
Rebecca.

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Oh, so you're
neither Betty nor Lou.

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I'm Claire.

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Yeah, I never know what to
use on those sites, you know?

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Do I use my real name and
invite strangers to know too much

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about me, or do I use
something random?

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We tried
calling.

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Oh no, I'm
sorry.

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The service out
here is spotty.

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I got a notification
on the cameras.

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Saw you guys sitting out here.

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Yeah, well, the door
code didn't work, so.

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..

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Oh, I totally
forgot.

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I had to change it after the
last guest tried to stay longer

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than they were
supposed to.

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Right.

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I mean, who can
blame them?

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Anyway, I can let you guys
in and give you the new code.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Sure.

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Thank you.

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Those last
guests.

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I mean... Uh-oh.

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New code is
8587...

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8587...

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Thanks.

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Wow.

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Ditto.

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The alarm code is the
same as the front door.

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Do you need me to write it down?

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8587?

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Got it.

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Restroom?

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Down there to
the right.

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Oh my god, we are
here and it is gorgeous.

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Say hello to the
super host.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I had messaged you when
we booked about what we do.

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We do that travel vlog called Superhost
where we stay at and review vacation rentals.

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Oh, of course.

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Sorry, it's been
such a busy season.

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I thought you
were next week.

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If you don't
mind, of course.

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We've never had any
problems with it before, so... No.

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No, it's fine.

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It's fine.

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Yeah.

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And you're still okay with
being on camera for it?

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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Whatever you need, I just want to
make sure this trip is unforgettable.

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Hey, so the toilet
over there isn't flushing.

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Oh.

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That's weird.

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I am really
sorry.

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I can come back
later with some tools.

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I don't have
anything on me.

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Oh, yeah, that's
totally fine.

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I'm just glad it was
just a number one.

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Well, I don't want to get
in the way of your trip.

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Wouldn't want to
get a bad one.

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That's a bad
review.

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I'll come back
tomorrow to fix the toilet.

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If there is anything you need
before then, shoot me a text.

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Will do.

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Sure is
something.

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Yeah.

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What's up, guys?

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We finally settled in and we want to
give you a quick tour around this place.

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This room is
beautiful.

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It was featured the most
on the site for good reason.

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Look!

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Look at how big
these windows are.

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And welcome to the
very rustic kitchen.

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Check out this
little number.

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An authentic
cabin stove.

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Looks a bit like a Hansel
and Gretel situation.

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Like, maybe you
could fit in there, Teddy.

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I would cook me
in here.

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Oh, it's very
filthy, though.

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Yes, it is.

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And here we have
the master bedroom.

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With exactly zero
window covering.

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Seems like we'll be
getting up very early in

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the morning, which I
love, as you guys know.

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Oh, how is it?

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Very soft.

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Nice.

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And what vacation rental
would be complete without.

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..

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One of these.

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I need to see
it.

201
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No, Teddy.

202
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I have to.

203
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Tell my parents
I love them!

204
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No, Teddy, no!

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Okay.

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That was close.

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00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:01,790
So one thing we
noticed...

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Security cameras
everywhere.

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00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:09,410
I mean, places like this usually have a
security camera or two, but it just seems a

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little bit
overboard here.

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Another one.

212
00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:14,390
Another one
there.

213
00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:16,750
And what do we have here, Teddy?

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00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,430
We have my favorite
room of the house.

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A cat room!

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00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:20,930
With everything.

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00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:23,070
Everything that
you need as a cat!

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00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:24,310
It's so strange.

219
00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,210
But I haven't
seen a cat yet.

220
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:27,750
Have you?

221
00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:31,410
Teddy?

222
00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:32,970
What?

223
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,260
Do you like
cats?

224
00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,470
Okay.

225
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,730
Apart from that,
what do you think?

226
00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,190
It feels slow.

227
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:40,290
Really?

228
00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:41,670
Which part?

229
00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:42,950
Every part.

230
00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:44,750
Oh, come on.

231
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,770
It's not that
bad.

232
00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:52,831
Just lose the cat
room bit and upload it.

233
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:17,680
I understand.

234
00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:18,681
It's uploading.

235
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,380
The internet is
very slow.

236
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,260
Um, um.

237
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:39,580
Hey, I know how hard you've
been working on this channel, but

238
00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:42,180
we're going to have a
great series here, I know it.

239
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,780
Our numbers are
dropping.

240
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,920
What if we peaked and that's it?

241
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:52,701
Well, then at least
we've peaked together.

242
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,300
You're so corny.

243
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,510
I know.

244
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880
Hey, Jesus.

245
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,560
What are you
doing sneaking

246
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,710
up on me like
that?

247
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,060
I called your name
from the stairs.

248
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,460
What are you
doing?

249
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,921
I thought I saw
someone out there.

250
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,360
What?

251
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080
Where?

252
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,560
Out there.

253
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,621
It looked like they
were staring back at me.

254
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,601
Maybe you just saw
an animal or something.

255
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,160
Teddy, it's three
in the morning.

256
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,520
Let's go back to
bed.

257
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,510
We have a lot to
do tomorrow.

258
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:50,890
What's up, guys?

259
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,310
Day two of our
trip here.

260
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:53,770
Clara's still
sleeping.

261
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,310
Let's go say hi.

262
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:54,970
No.

263
00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:56,270
Good morning,
sunshine.

264
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:57,860
No, good night.

265
00:14:59,130 --> 00:14:59,910
We've missed
you.

266
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:00,730
I've missed you.

267
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:00,890
No.

268
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,170
Oh, you haven't.

269
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,990
We had a bit of
a late night,

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00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:07,070
but we're ready for
day two adventures!

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00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:10,230
So don't forget to smash that like
button and subscribe to our videos.

272
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:10,950
Anything to add,
Clara?

273
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,730
Why is it so
bright in here?

274
00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,550
Do what I do.

275
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:16,910
I know.

276
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,840
Shit.

277
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:24,880
What?

278
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:25,760
Shit.

279
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:26,720
What?

280
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,840
Check your
phone.

281
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,000
Wait, how did
this happen?

282
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,421
I bet it was that
bitch in Draper.

283
00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:38,801
I mean, it could have been a
bot auto-flagging or something.

284
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,980
We can dispute
it.

285
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,060
It's not a
mistake.

286
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,160
Does it say
which video?

287
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,360
The whole
channel is down.

288
00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:47,295
Of course, no
service.

289
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,560
Gotcha.

290
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:01,860
Hello.

291
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,120
You've reached the
Partnership Program support line.

292
00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,860
Please wait while we connect
you to the next available agent.

293
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:08,820
Hi!

294
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,180
How you doing?

295
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:11,181
Hey.

296
00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:12,685
Yeah, I'm good.

297
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,540
Just here to fix
the toilet.

298
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,620
Oh, thanks.

299
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,840
Thank you.

300
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,360
Is the place treating you
well, like, outside of that?

301
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,681
I would really hate
to get a bad review.

302
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,980
Oh, yeah, yeah.

303
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,020
It's great.

304
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,560
I'm actually just trying to make
a call, but Teddy's upstairs.

305
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Perfect.

306
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,500
I'll check it
out.

307
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,260
Okay.

308
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:40,210
Hello, my name is Brad,
and thanks for holding.

309
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:42,350
Can I get your account
number, please?

310
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,270
What's up, guys?

311
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,010
Teddy here.

312
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,530
It is day two, and I only have a couple of
minutes, but I wanted to quickly give you

313
00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:49,531
an update on the
proposal.

314
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:54,690
The current plan is, tomorrow morning,
I'm going to take you to this super pretty

315
00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:57,590
spot that one of our fans sent us,
thank you so much, and do the deed.

316
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,290
And don't worry, I'm going
to film the whole thing secretly

317
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,391
the entire time so
you can all enjoy.

318
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,770
Alright,
gotta
run.

319
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:05,910
Ciao.

320
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:09,790
Hey, Teddy!

321
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:10,850
Oh, hey.

322
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,770
I really should have
checked before I used it.

323
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,810
It happens.

324
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,771
We get issues with the
septic tank from time to time.

325
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,311
Don't have the
pressure you guys have.

326
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:40,801
It's usually nothing, but
sometimes things get stuck in here.

327
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,640
It's the slow season right now, so sometimes
these things don't get the use to keep

328
00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:46,641
them working
properly.

329
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,060
Shit.

330
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,861
I'm going to have to
get somebody out here.

331
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,621
That's fine, we'll just
use the other one.

332
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,581
I really hope this
doesn't affect your review.

333
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,580
No, believe me,
this place is great.

334
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,020
You have nothing
to worry about.

335
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,300
Hey.

336
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,240
How did it go?

337
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,460
I spent all that time verifying
the account information, and

338
00:18:17,461 --> 00:18:18,640
then I dropped
the call.

339
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,380
Gosh, I kind of feel like
this place can't win right now.

340
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:26,201
No, you have
nothing to do with that.

341
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,380
Are you sure?

342
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,860
I can maybe...

343
00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:58,990
So?

344
00:18:58,991 --> 00:19:00,031
What do you want
to do now?

345
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,760
What are we
doing up here?

346
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,450
We make these stupid videos that
nobody's even watching anymore.

347
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,170
People are
watching.

348
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,470
We're bleeding
subscribers.

349
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:25,570
What's the
point?

350
00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:30,150
I... like making
these with you.

351
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,390
Do you like asking
your parents for help?

352
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:33,970
They don't mind.

353
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:35,265
That's not the
point.

354
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:40,771
We used to be able
to pay our own bills.

355
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,010
We've gotten away
from what worked for us.

356
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,151
The bitch from
Draper was massive.

357
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,751
Yeah, but that was
a little clickbaity.

358
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:51,190
No one likes
that.

359
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,470
It got eyeballs.

360
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,940
I guess.

361
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,280
We should get
back.

362
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,440
My second
impressions.

363
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,660
What?

364
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:33,780
Teddy, what?

365
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,500
My second
impressions.

366
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,960
What?

367
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,100
Teddy, what?

368
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,520
Second
impressions.

369
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,320
What?

370
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,440
Hey, I'm gonna
head out.

371
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520
Okay.

372
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:54,810
I'll be up in a
minute.

373
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,340
Okay.

374
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,970
Teddy, what?

375
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,430
Did you hear
that?

376
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,670
Shh!

377
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,090
That was
nothing.

378
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,380
I'll just go
back to sleep.

379
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,561
Somebody's inside the house.

380
00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:03,280
What do you mean, somebody's
inside– What do we do?

381
00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:08,190
What if it's
Rebecca?

382
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:11,790
What if it's
not?

383
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,500
I'm calling the
police.

384
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:18,980
Shit!

385
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,340
No service.

386
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,520
Did you set the
alarm?

387
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,340
Yeah.

388
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360
Go check.

389
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,060
What?

390
00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:36,280
Just go make
sure.

391
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,180
Are you serious?

392
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:08,670
Yeah.

393
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:16,740
Check the living
room.

394
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,120
Hello?

395
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:26,970
Hello?

396
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:39,780
Toilet's fixed.

397
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,040
Good morning.

398
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:24,460
Jesus!

399
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:25,660
Sorry.

400
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:28,381
I was hoping to be
done before you got up.

401
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:30,460
I know.

402
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,140
I know.

403
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,640
I just couldn't sleep last night
because I kept thinking about

404
00:26:35,641 --> 00:26:37,180
how things kept going
wrong for you guys.

405
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:39,556
And I didn't want another
day to get off on the wrong foot,

406
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:42,760
so I stopped at the store and
I ended up getting a few other

407
00:26:42,761 --> 00:26:44,961
things and then one
thing led to another.

408
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,581
I, uh... I totally get it.

409
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,900
I'm just about done and
then I'll be out of your hair.

410
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,040
Won't happen
again.

411
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:54,140
Okay.

412
00:26:58,730 --> 00:26:59,730
Coffee's almost
ready!

413
00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:12,190
What's up?

414
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,750
Rebecca made us
breakfast.

415
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:24,570
What did she
make?

416
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:26,870
How did you not
smell the food?

417
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:30,435
You don't go downstairs thinking that
you could, you know, something's gonna be.

418
00:27:30,436 --> 00:27:30,830
.. I don't know.

419
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:31,650
I thought it was
a candle.

420
00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:32,870
When did she
come in?

421
00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:35,270
I don't...

422
00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,470
I don't know.

423
00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:38,850
I... just came down half-naked.

424
00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:40,830
Stop.

425
00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:42,010
It was
humiliating.

426
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,650
I'm just glad I was
wearing underwear.

427
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:44,590
It's amazing.

428
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:45,990
No, it was
terrible.

429
00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:47,410
That's what that
was.

430
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:51,134
Well, even though she gave you
a fright, she made us some good.

431
00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:51,250
..

432
00:27:51,251 --> 00:27:53,050
some damn good
pancakes.

433
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:53,490
Yeah.

434
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,090
Hey!

435
00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:56,570
Breakfast!

436
00:27:59,975 --> 00:28:01,250
You are so
welcome.

437
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,991
Okay, I am... speeding.

438
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:27,550
Okay, so... not gonna lie, so far
this trip has been pretty interesting.

439
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:31,550
First of all, our channel
got demonetized.

440
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:32,710
By accident, not
our fault.

441
00:28:32,790 --> 00:28:34,950
Right, but then, you think you
come out this far to get away

442
00:28:34,951 --> 00:28:36,430
from all those
crazy people,

443
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:39,450
but then you get to this house
and you realize that the host

444
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,160
might actually be crazier than the
people you were escaping in the.

445
00:28:43,161 --> 00:28:43,871
..

446
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:44,410
What?

447
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,116
I think we shouldn't
talk about the.

448
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:46,591
..

449
00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:48,610
What do you
mean?

450
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,850
I think she can
hear us.

451
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,030
Can we just turn
it off?

452
00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:00,830
Probably.

453
00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,290
But...

454
00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:04,470
let's just film
someplace else.

455
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:06,220
This room looks
the best.

456
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,210
Yeah, it does.

457
00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:10,970
Uh...

458
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:12,170
Okay.

459
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:14,030
Let me find a
ladder.

460
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:15,710
I'm gonna cut.

461
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,880
Careful.

462
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:45,620
It was you.

463
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,720
You reported us,
didn't you?

464
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,520
You ruined
everything!

465
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:50,980
Ruined what?

466
00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:53,000
Ever since you came out
with your bullshit videos!

467
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,560
Jesus, what's
wrong with you?

468
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,720
No one will stay
there!

469
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:57,020
I have to sell
the place!

470
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,260
Oh, so what's
your plan?

471
00:29:58,450 --> 00:29:59,920
You drive three
hours to...

472
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,700
beat me up?

473
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,101
Let's just calm down
and talk about this.

474
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,960
What is going on
here?

475
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,500
Who are you?

476
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,140
Are you the
owner?

477
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,140
I said, who are
you?

478
00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:19,040
You better watch
out for these two.

479
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,280
They're snakes.

480
00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:23,040
They'll make up a bunch of
lies about you and ruin your life!

481
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:25,961
Look at what she
did to your house.

482
00:30:29,270 --> 00:30:30,270
Did you do that?

483
00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:32,290
I couldn't help
it.

484
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:34,070
I saw them up
there and I...

485
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,770
These two, they
came into my

486
00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:39,211
home and they destroyed
my entire business.

487
00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:43,231
So you came here
and broke my window.

488
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,550
I know, I'm sorry about that.

489
00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:45,630
I really am,
but...

490
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:47,590
you don't
understand.

491
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:49,790
I understand
just fine.

492
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,910
And if you don't leave
now, I'm calling the police.

493
00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:55,430
These people are not
who they say they are.

494
00:30:55,610 --> 00:30:56,410
You'd better
watch out.

495
00:30:56,411 --> 00:30:57,550
Get off my
property!

496
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:58,310
Geez, alright!

497
00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,750
I'm going!

498
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,430
Don't say I
didn't warn you.

499
00:31:02,431 --> 00:31:05,311
GO NOW OR I SWEAR TO
GOD I WILL CALL YOU ALL-

500
00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:26,060
Well then, that
was something.

501
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920
You're...

502
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:31,420
kind of a
badass.

503
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,740
No, it's...

504
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:37,261
I just hate what a mess this
trip has been for you guys.

505
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,500
I can't even begin to imagine
what your video is going to be like.

506
00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:43,180
Believe me, we're
having a great time.

507
00:31:43,525 --> 00:31:46,220
Yeah, her place was a total shithole
and she was a complete psychopath.

508
00:31:46,221 --> 00:31:47,221
Yeah.

509
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:53,660
Look, I came down to say I have some
time now and I'd like to do that interview.

510
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,080
Really?

511
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200
Yeah, sure.

512
00:31:58,060 --> 00:31:59,060
Why not?

513
00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:01,940
Okay.

514
00:32:07,855 --> 00:32:10,221
I can't believe we didn't
have the camera with us.

515
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,200
Sound good?

516
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,620
Sounds great.

517
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:26,580
I've never done
this before, so

518
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,800
it might not be
very good.

519
00:32:28,060 --> 00:32:30,440
No, this is going to be
super easy and we're not live,

520
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,620
so if you flub
line, just stop.

521
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,660
We'll go back.

522
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Hey.

523
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,540
This is going to
be fun.

524
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:42,420
Let's roll the
camera.

525
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Speeding.

526
00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:53,431
Do I look at you
or at the camera?

527
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:56,650
Just look at me.

528
00:32:58,130 --> 00:32:59,130
I'm not even
here.

529
00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:00,690
Look at you.

530
00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,050
Got it.

531
00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:04,810
Alright,
Rebecca.

532
00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:07,490
We're going to start off
with a friendly introduction.

533
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:12,330
Sort of like a Hi, my name is
Rebecca and I'm a super host.

534
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,551
If you can say something
like that, that'd be great.

535
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,831
Hi, my name is Rebecca
and I'm a super host.

536
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:21,330
Awesome.

537
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,711
And that smile at
the end was perfect.

538
00:33:24,015 --> 00:33:26,410
Okay, so we're going to get
into the real questions now.

539
00:33:26,650 --> 00:33:28,150
And I'm not on
camera.

540
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:29,250
You can't hear
or see me.

541
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:31,671
If you can incorporate the
question into the answers.

542
00:33:32,065 --> 00:33:33,510
Let's say I'm asking you,
what color is your skin?

543
00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:34,010
What color is
your shirt?

544
00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:37,631
Instead of saying red, you would
say the color of my shirt is red.

545
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:38,530
Make sense?

546
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:39,810
But my shirt is
white.

547
00:33:41,325 --> 00:33:44,890
Yeah, so then you would say
the color of my shirt is white.

548
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,110
Right?

549
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Yeah, I think
so.

550
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,610
Okay, let's get
going.

551
00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:56,191
So Rebecca, how did you decide
to get into renting out your house?

552
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,471
For starters, this
isn't really my house.

553
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,031
My father left it to
me when he died.

554
00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:04,546
He owned it with
my stepmom.

555
00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:09,450
And when he passed, she got his
house in South Carolina and I got this one.

556
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:11,310
Wow.

557
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,950
I'm so sorry to
hear that.

558
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,670
But it must be
nice to have a

559
00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:16,950
place like this to
remember him by.

560
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,390
Yeah, it's
great.

561
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,010
I have a smaller
place not far from here.

562
00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:22,070
Much smaller.

563
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,131
So I'm able to
keep an eye on it.

564
00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:28,430
But it felt wrong
to keep it empty.

565
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,930
So when all of these vacation home sharing
websites started popping up, I signed up.

566
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:35,950
Here we are.

567
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,840
That's great.

568
00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:42,990
Any particular experiences with
the rental that you'd like to share?

569
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,911
Maybe someone that has stayed and
left a memorable impression on you?

570
00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:48,310
Yeah.

571
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:49,970
You know what?

572
00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:52,620
There was this
one.

573
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,110
An older couple.

574
00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:08,540
They rented the place for an
entire month over Christmas.

575
00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:11,901
They saw that I
was living alone.

576
00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:15,900
All of their kids had kids and
did their own thing for the holidays.

577
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,440
So they invited
me in.

578
00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,301
And we spent the
holidays together.

579
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,840
Christmas, New
Years.

580
00:35:23,090 --> 00:35:24,090
I was here with
them.

581
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,020
It was nice.

582
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:29,561
It was like I was their family.

583
00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:54,001
It was the best
holiday I ever had.

584
00:35:55,250 --> 00:36:02,160
They live back in South Carolina
but are just the nicest people.

585
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:10,521
I I think I think that's great.

586
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240
Awesome job.

587
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,200
Oh, um, if we could
get one final line.

588
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Of course.

589
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,420
Yeah, this is
just for a sign off.

590
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,780
If you can say, hi,
my name is Rebecca.

591
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,100
Pause.

592
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:27,200
And then with the most
enthusiasm that you can finish

593
00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:29,520
it off with, I
am a super host.

594
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:32,760
Hi.

595
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:34,050
My name is
Rebecca.

596
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:39,280
And I am a super
host!

597
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:55,121
That is the craziest
shit I've ever seen.

598
00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,300
I knew when we
got here.

599
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,620
What do you
mean?

600
00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:00,620
This is what people want to see.

601
00:37:01,355 --> 00:37:02,800
They want to see
people like that.

602
00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:04,370
Complete
lunatics.

603
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:11,820
We gotta get
more of her.

604
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640
This chick is
gold.

605
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:20,620
Let's watch it
again.

606
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,200
What's up, guys?

607
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:39,541
Claire's sleeping right now and we have a
brand new episode that's slowly uploading.

608
00:37:39,985 --> 00:37:43,941
But I wanted to record a quick update
on the super top secret proposal video.

609
00:37:44,590 --> 00:37:46,080
Also, be sure to
hit that like button.

610
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Don't forget to
subscribe.

611
00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,140
So, in the
morning, I'm

612
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:51,620
gonna take her
up the hill and

613
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,121
the view is supposed
to be spectacular.

614
00:37:56,135 --> 00:37:57,255
That's where I'm
gonna do it.

615
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,160
Murder.

616
00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,321
Anyway, just wanted to
give you a quick update.

617
00:38:05,845 --> 00:38:08,621
Can't wait to see her face when she
finds out why we really came out here.

618
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:09,940
I should get
going.

619
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,840
She's a light
sleeper.

620
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,220
But I'll see you
guys tomorrow.

621
00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:23,250
So, Teddy thought it would
be a great idea to wake up

622
00:39:23,251 --> 00:39:26,230
bright and early to go walking
in the middle of nowhere.

623
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,390
To make matters worse, our
upload didn't work last night.

624
00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:32,750
Seems the internet is down,
so who knows if you'll ever see it.

625
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,937
Yes, but I did write to
Rebecca this morning

626
00:39:34,938 --> 00:39:36,550
and it should be fixed
by the time we get back.

627
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:37,690
Yeah, we'll see
about that.

628
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:42,950
Speaking of Rebecca, I don't think I have
ever seen anything as crazy as what we

629
00:39:42,951 --> 00:39:43,951
witnessed
yesterday.

630
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:47,130
We're gonna have to shoot some kind
of reenactment for you, but basically, she

631
00:39:47,131 --> 00:39:50,231
nearly beat the crap
out of that bitch Vera.

632
00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:51,330
Remember her?

633
00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:54,290
Yeah, well, she drove all
the way here, shows up out of

634
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,930
nowhere, all
huffing and puffing.

635
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:57,430
One second.

636
00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,250
That's right.

637
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:00,930
The bitch from
Draper came here

638
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,600
and threw a rock
at a window.

639
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:06,170
I mean, we went out there
and she legit wanted to fight me.

640
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:10,490
And then Rebecca, this host, comes out
of nowhere and goes fully crazy, and that

641
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,270
bitch just high-tails
it out of here!

642
00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:13,730
Claire, come on.

643
00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:16,970
Party keeper?

644
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,721
Check out this
view we have here.

645
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,840
This is
unbelievable.

646
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:51,641
Hey, can I just, uh,
stop for a moment?

647
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:53,340
Here.

648
00:40:53,615 --> 00:40:54,655
Why don't you
want to film?

649
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,520
I do.

650
00:41:01,745 --> 00:41:02,800
What are you
doing?

651
00:41:02,801 --> 00:41:04,640
I just...

652
00:41:07,410 --> 00:41:10,381
I just want to look
at you for a moment.

653
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440
What?

654
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:17,120
I know how stressed you've
been lately, and I just want to

655
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:20,900
take a minute to tell you just
how much I appreciate you.

656
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,160
Teddy, I... Just...

657
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,020
One moment.

658
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,260
So...

659
00:41:30,465 --> 00:41:31,940
I've been thinking...
That's never good.

660
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,120
I've been
thinking...

661
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,640
You and I have been doing
this show for a while now.

662
00:41:38,610 --> 00:41:41,175
And we've been together
even longer than that.

663
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:42,420
And...

664
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,180
We do everything
together.

665
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080
Everything.

666
00:41:49,445 --> 00:41:50,740
And I just want
to continue

667
00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:52,515
doing everything
together.

668
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,060
The show.

669
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:55,820
Life.

670
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,280
Everything.

671
00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:02,240
Teddy, what are
you...

672
00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:07,361
I saw you in this book
with your parents last week.

673
00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:08,980
You did?

674
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,100
Yeah.

675
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,401
Your dad told me a long time ago that I
had to talk to him before I got any ideas.

676
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460
So I did.

677
00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:18,873
I talked to your
mom and dad, and.

678
00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:19,640
..

679
00:42:20,310 --> 00:42:21,470
I asked them if
this was okay.

680
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
Yes!

681
00:42:35,410 --> 00:42:36,490
Teddy, you're a
genius.

682
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:38,110
What do you
mean?

683
00:42:38,285 --> 00:42:39,285
A secret
proposal?

684
00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:40,470
It's perfect.

685
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:41,750
People love this
shit.

686
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,160
Okay.

687
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:49,740
Ready?

688
00:42:51,575 --> 00:42:52,575
Oh my God!

689
00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:54,520
This guy just
proposed to me!

690
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,901
I've never had such a
big surprise in my life!

691
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:57,580
Stop.

692
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960
What?

693
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,900
You're serious?

694
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,250
Jesus, Ted.

695
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,970
You set the camera up for it.

696
00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:12,490
I figured it was
for the show.

697
00:43:12,491 --> 00:43:12,850
Yeah, I know.

698
00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:13,630
That was dumb.

699
00:43:13,905 --> 00:43:16,491
No, it's just... Did you
really talk to my dad?

700
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,280
Teddy!

701
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:27,580
Teddy.

702
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,020
Teddy, come on.

703
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,140
Let's talk about
this.

704
00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:32,566
There's nothing
to talk about.

705
00:43:32,590 --> 00:43:35,200
I'm sorry that I didn't take
that seriously, but you have to

706
00:43:35,201 --> 00:43:36,300
understand how
it looked.

707
00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:37,590
I thought I did.

708
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,280
I'm sorry.

709
00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,980
It's just not something that I was
expecting to happen on this trip.

710
00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:47,140
And I've been so distracted with
everything, and I hate that your

711
00:43:47,141 --> 00:43:49,221
parents are
helping us right now.

712
00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:52,290
Hey, I know that
you think I just

713
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,640
obsess over clicks,
but I'm doing this for us.

714
00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:00,341
And I'm sorry if it doesn't
seem that way right now, but I

715
00:44:00,490 --> 00:44:05,181
promise when we get
home, we'll talk about this.

716
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,840
No cameras.

717
00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:12,550
Okay.

718
00:44:12,970 --> 00:44:13,970
Okay.

719
00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:24,240
So, what do you
want to do now?

720
00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:25,810
I don't know.

721
00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:28,961
Can't we just have
a quiet day together?

722
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,220
Yeah,
that'd be
nice.

723
00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:33,245
At least the
hard drive came.

724
00:44:41,850 --> 00:44:42,850
It's not
working.

725
00:44:44,790 --> 00:44:45,950
The code's not
working.

726
00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:47,230
It's 8587,
right?

727
00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:48,630
Let me try.

728
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,440
It is 8587.

729
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
What?

730
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,800
This makes no
sense.

731
00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:07,130
Sorry, guys.

732
00:45:07,410 --> 00:45:08,790
The panel isn't
working.

733
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,151
I'll head over in just a
minute to fix it for you.

734
00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:14,771
Hope this doesn't
affect the review.

735
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,611
They rented the place
for an entire month.

736
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,160
All their kids had kids and did
their own thing for the holidays.

737
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,820
Claire.

738
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,781
And we spent the
holidays together.

739
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,320
Claire.

740
00:45:30,321 --> 00:45:31,760
Christmas, New
Year's.

741
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,280
Look.

742
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,780
I was here with
them.

743
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:35,800
Betty and Lou.

744
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,960
It was nice.

745
00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:39,520
It was like I was their family.

746
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I think we
should go.

747
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,720
And she for sure
said she made it up.

748
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,120
She said she didn't
want to use her real name.

749
00:45:47,430 --> 00:45:48,700
What does that
mean?

750
00:45:49,195 --> 00:45:50,420
Why would she
lie about that?

751
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:51,540
That doesn't
make any sense.

752
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:53,020
You really want to
stick around to find out?

753
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,180
Teddy, we're so
close.

754
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,320
I can feel it.

755
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,420
This video's
gonna be great.

756
00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:29,330
Screw this.

757
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,500
That was kind of
tense.

758
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:50,620
Let's get out of
here.

759
00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:07,021
I wonder if we can get
a refund for our last day.

760
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:20,740
Oh no.

761
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:47,440
Hey.

762
00:47:47,441 --> 00:47:47,940
Hey.

763
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,440
Are you guys
leaving?

764
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,020
Yeah.

765
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:51,560
Yeah, we got everything
we needed here.

766
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:54,340
You know, got a long drive back
so I thought we'd head out a bit early.

767
00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:55,820
Oh, great.

768
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,080
Well, I hope you
enjoyed your stay.

769
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:58,820
We did.

770
00:47:58,940 --> 00:47:59,420
It was great.

771
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,200
Thank you.

772
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:01,900
I look forward
to your review.

773
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:03,540
Yeah, for sure.

774
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,340
Well... Oh!

775
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,920
I almost forgot.

776
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,101
There was one more
thing I wanted to show you.

777
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,660
Can you get your
camera?

778
00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:13,020
It'll be quick.

779
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,120
I promise.

780
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,300
Like here?

781
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,520
Yeah, just down
there.

782
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:18,620
Don't worry.

783
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:19,700
It'll be great.

784
00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:21,600
I mean,
considerate.

785
00:48:21,650 --> 00:48:22,380
I know you have
to leave.

786
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,561
But it's gonna be so
good for our video.

787
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,410
Let's do it.

788
00:48:33,490 --> 00:48:33,850
What?

789
00:48:34,430 --> 00:48:35,550
We need to get
more footage of her.

790
00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:37,030
We already have
great stuff.

791
00:48:37,210 --> 00:48:38,210
And we can get
more.

792
00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:39,410
Look at her.

793
00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:40,690
She's harmless.

794
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,671
Teddy, this video
is gonna be huge.

795
00:48:45,145 --> 00:48:46,265
I don't feel
good about this.

796
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:48,123
I know, but if we
can get this right.

797
00:48:48,124 --> 00:48:48,751
..

798
00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:51,731
we could afford
our own place again.

799
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,360
Is the camera
ready?

800
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,720
Yeah, we're
rolling.

801
00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:04,380
How's it look?

802
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,260
Lighting good?

803
00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:06,460
Sound check?

804
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,340
How's that
sound?

805
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,100
Sorry, I don't really
know what that does.

806
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,296
I've just seen
you guys do it.

807
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:12,840
Yeah, yeah.

808
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,420
It sounds good.

809
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,800
Okay, great.

810
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:15,460
Okay.

811
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,920
Ready.

812
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,570
Hey guys!

813
00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:22,790
And welcome to
Superhost!

814
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:25,090
Is it okay if I
say that?

815
00:49:25,610 --> 00:49:26,010
Sure.

816
00:49:26,011 --> 00:49:27,011
Okay, great.

817
00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:28,110
Hey guys!

818
00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:29,670
And welcome to
Superhost!

819
00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:31,150
Rebecca...

820
00:49:32,495 --> 00:49:33,495
What are we
doing here?

821
00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:35,470
I'm sorry?

822
00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:37,110
Where are you
taking us?

823
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,130
I see your hand is looking
a little light there, Claire.

824
00:49:45,590 --> 00:49:46,070
What?

825
00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:47,770
Didn't no teddy
bear propose?

826
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,371
That's what he was
supposed to be doing today.

827
00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:54,830
Guess he had a
change of heart.

828
00:49:56,170 --> 00:49:57,170
No matter.

829
00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,410
It's fine.

830
00:49:59,590 --> 00:50:00,590
Eyes are for
here.

831
00:50:01,630 --> 00:50:02,630
Camera!

832
00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:08,950
Hey guys!

833
00:50:09,190 --> 00:50:10,830
And welcome to
Superhost!

834
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,871
We have one final surprise for
you that I think you're going to love.

835
00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:18,050
This is going to be the best
episode of Superhost yet!

836
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,560
Where'd she go?

837
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Come

838
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:48,700
on!

839
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760
It's this way.

840
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:53,870
I totally
forgot.

841
00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:56,690
Here.

842
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,010
This isn't live, so you
can edit this in after.

843
00:50:59,150 --> 00:51:01,271
Just want to make
sure we have it.

844
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,490
Don't forget to smash that
like button and hit that little bell

845
00:51:05,491 --> 00:51:08,291
icon so you never
miss an episode.

846
00:51:16,650 --> 00:51:17,650
Holy shit.

847
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:18,750
Ta-da!

848
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,240
Look what I
found!

849
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Cut her loose.

850
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:32,900
I will.

851
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,040
Don't worry.

852
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,340
Why aren't you
filming this?

853
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:38,020
You're sick.

854
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,460
No, you're sick.

855
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,261
How can you take advantage
of this woman like that?

856
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,420
Film this.

857
00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:48,960
Film this or I
cut her throat.

858
00:51:56,930 --> 00:51:57,930
Thank you.

859
00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:05,190
So, Vera here, the old bitch
from Draper, tells me that

860
00:52:05,191 --> 00:52:07,871
she lost her income
because of you two.

861
00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:09,590
Is that true?

862
00:52:11,610 --> 00:52:12,350
Is it?

863
00:52:12,490 --> 00:52:13,430
I don't know.

864
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:14,431
Oh, no.

865
00:52:16,230 --> 00:52:17,879
That's not what
we tried to do with.

866
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:17,850
..

867
00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:18,851
Is this true?

868
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,500
So here's the
thing.

869
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,540
I hated that everything kept
going wrong for you guys, and I

870
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:37,280
was trying my hardest to get you the
best video ever, but then, after watching a

871
00:52:37,281 --> 00:52:41,040
little more of you two, I
realized you're not the perfect

872
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:43,381
duo you pretend to be
in your stupid videos.

873
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:48,080
So, when Vera here took
her little revenge trip, which is

874
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,861
horribly backfired, I knew.

875
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:56,181
We need to capitalize on this.

876
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,940
Camera.

877
00:53:03,290 --> 00:53:04,290
I'm sorry.

878
00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:06,330
This is really
going to hurt.

879
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,200
No, that hurts a
lot.

880
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,320
I'm sorry.

881
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,720
How was that?

882
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:36,800
What's wrong?

883
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120
Did you get it?

884
00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:40,740
Claire, why aren't you filming?

885
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,220
Isn't this what
you do?

886
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,700
This should be
great for your show!

887
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:45,980
What's the
problem?

888
00:53:58,620 --> 00:53:59,620
Ready?

889
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,320
One, two, three.

890
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:02,340
Ow!

891
00:54:03,245 --> 00:54:04,700
One, two, three.

892
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,880
Wait, what are
you doing?

893
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,640
That was all a
joke?

894
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960
It's just a
prank, bro.

895
00:54:11,735 --> 00:54:12,975
What the hell is
wrong with you?

896
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,440
Oh, thank you,
Vera!

897
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:16,780
Ah!

898
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:19,420
Give it to me.

899
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,640
Give it!

900
00:54:24,290 --> 00:54:25,820
Give it to me!

901
00:54:29,865 --> 00:54:31,681
No one's ever going
to see this footage.

902
00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:35,440
I want you to delete
everything you shot here.

903
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:38,201
You don't actually know
how this thing works.

904
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:40,460
Here.

905
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,500
Sell it.

906
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,021
Make up for some
of your lost income.

907
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,300
Vera,
we're
sorry.

908
00:54:47,470 --> 00:54:48,470
Fuck you.

909
00:54:50,815 --> 00:54:52,015
What happened to
Betty and Lil?

910
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,640
Who?

911
00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:58,690
What'd you do to
them?

912
00:55:02,695 --> 00:55:03,695
God damn it.

913
00:55:05,030 --> 00:55:07,050
What is he
talking about?

914
00:55:14,870 --> 00:55:16,230
I really thought
that would work.

915
00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:18,590
What's going on?

916
00:55:19,530 --> 00:55:20,530
Boy.

917
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,031
You aren't kidding
about these two.

918
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:24,940
Can't leave well
enough alone.

919
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:29,290
I'm sorry about
this.

920
00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:31,210
About what?

921
00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:54,420
You guys!

922
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,020
You weren't that
close!

923
00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:58,200
Why couldn't you
just stop?

924
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,280
What am I going
to do with her?

925
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,960
Now what am I
going to do?

926
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,640
Hello there.

927
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,440
Still works.

928
00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:33,110
Go!

929
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:33,430
Go!

930
00:56:33,450 --> 00:56:34,450
Go!

931
00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:38,970
Claire!

932
00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,370
We have to go.

933
00:56:50,770 --> 00:56:51,950
Come on.

934
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:06,060
Claire!

935
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,340
Claire!

936
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,220
I'm sorry.

937
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:12,500
It's fine.

938
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,720
We should get
inside.

939
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,480
I think the car
is that way.

940
00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:20,521
Yeah, but she might
be waiting for us.

941
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:26,260
Okay.

942
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:26,840
Okay.

943
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,340
Okay.

944
00:58:07,010 --> 00:58:09,671
Do you think she'll
come back here?

945
00:58:12,850 --> 00:58:13,850
Yeah.

946
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,580
Give me her
phone.

947
00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:35,870
Where are you
going?

948
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,501
Don't let anyone
open this but me.

949
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,120
Did he?

950
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,340
Don't worry.

951
00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:53,081
Dad told me he'd kill me if
anything happened to you.

952
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,320
Where are you?

953
01:00:22,590 --> 01:00:23,590
What happened?

954
01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:26,150
I thought I
heard her.

955
01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:31,130
I'm not a hero.

956
01:00:33,525 --> 01:00:34,525
I'm a vlogger.

957
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,880
Okay.

958
01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:51,270
No, no, no.

959
01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:52,350
Come on.

960
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,490
What is wrong
with this thing?

961
01:01:00,350 --> 01:01:00,790
Claire?

962
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:02,370
Hold on.

963
01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:05,130
What?

964
01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:07,790
She's here.

965
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:25,500
What is she
doing?

966
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,840
I don't know.

967
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:21,400
I'm in a hurry.

968
01:02:21,401 --> 01:02:22,140
Just let us go.

969
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,280
Please.

970
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:24,980
We aren't going
to tell anyone.

971
01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:26,700
Do you think I'm
stupid?

972
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:29,460
Of course you
will.

973
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,840
Think of all the
hits you'll get.

974
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,300
I can see the
thumbnail now.

975
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:38,320
The crazy bitch who killed
the crazy bitch from Draper.

976
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,200
No.

977
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,240
We'll delete
everything.

978
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:40,880
I promise.

979
01:02:40,881 --> 01:02:41,881
I promise.

980
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,440
Please.

981
01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:46,580
I'm sorry.

982
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:56,980
Where'd she go?

983
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,200
We have to get
out of here.

984
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,060
What are you
doing?

985
01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:14,361
I want to see if there's
another way out of here.

986
01:03:14,595 --> 01:03:15,635
Keep an eye on
the windows.

987
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,080
Holy shit.

988
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Hey, Teddy.

989
01:05:19,430 --> 01:05:20,430
Silent dream,
innit?

990
01:05:21,390 --> 01:05:22,630
Alright, that's
fine.

991
01:05:22,730 --> 01:05:23,730
I get it.

992
01:05:24,950 --> 01:05:25,950
Say, Ted.

993
01:05:26,010 --> 01:05:28,611
You want to know what
happened to Betty and Lou?

994
01:05:29,770 --> 01:05:31,430
I really did
love those two.

995
01:05:31,810 --> 01:05:34,530
But they... they
wouldn't let me stay.

996
01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,450
I told them I would do anything.

997
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:37,990
That I couldn't
leave this place.

998
01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:38,650
It was my home.

999
01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:40,130
But they just
wouldn't listen.

1000
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,650
They left me no
choice.

1001
01:05:44,130 --> 01:05:45,130
Betty and Lou.

1002
01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:47,490
And their little
cat, too.

1003
01:05:48,990 --> 01:05:49,990
Look.

1004
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:51,490
I'm gonna be
honest.

1005
01:05:52,410 --> 01:05:54,831
You two aren't making
it out of here alive.

1006
01:06:28,030 --> 01:06:29,630
If anyone is out
there watching,

1007
01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:30,750
please, please
help us.

1008
01:06:30,751 --> 01:06:33,750
I was almost out the door
when Lou just got angry at me.

1009
01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:35,910
He got
hysterical.

1010
01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:39,331
I don't know what
happened after that.

1011
01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:43,090
It's all kind of a blur, but
I'll tell you what, Teddy.

1012
01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:46,470
I just kind
of... snapped.

1013
01:06:47,930 --> 01:06:50,900
This woman, Rebecca, said that she
was the host of this place, but she's...

1014
01:06:50,901 --> 01:06:51,290
she's not.

1015
01:06:51,330 --> 01:06:52,450
She's a...
she's...

1016
01:06:53,550 --> 01:06:54,550
She's a
murderer.

1017
01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:55,910
And do you know
what?

1018
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:02,400
And the funniest
part of it all?

1019
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,721
Their stupid cat put up
more of a fight than they did.

1020
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:09,260
I don't know how
much time we have left.

1021
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,040
So please just
call... call the police.

1022
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:11,500
Call someone.

1023
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
We... we need
help.

1024
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:21,060
And when it was
over?

1025
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:26,481
Just when I was almost cleaned
up and everything was right again.

1026
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,840
Just when I thought I could
get out of here scot free.

1027
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:32,380
You guys.

1028
01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:33,381
You guys came.

1029
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,160
Hi, Claire.

1030
01:08:44,030 --> 01:08:45,030
And

1031
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,841
welcome to another
episode of Superhost.

1032
01:09:48,095 --> 01:09:52,421
My name is BettyLiu52 and this
episode is the most special episode yet.

1033
01:09:52,645 --> 01:09:56,281
Be sure to like and subscribe as we
hunt down your favorite host, Teddy.

1034
01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:59,440
First impressions of
this place are... not good.

1035
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,320
There's blood
everywhere.

1036
01:10:01,321 --> 01:10:04,260
And I found a dead
body in the basement.

1037
01:10:04,585 --> 01:10:06,240
Absolutely zero
stars.

1038
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:08,740
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!

1039
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:11,980
Help!

1040
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,850
You know you're leaving a
path of blood behind you, right?

1041
01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:34,625
Why are you
running?

1042
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:37,100
I hate running.

1043
01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:00,450
UGH!

1044
01:12:30,590 --> 01:12:31,590
Scare me.

1045
01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:33,850
Hey there,
Tedderino.

1046
01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:35,790
Huh?

1047
01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:37,190
Why are you up
here?

1048
01:12:45,790 --> 01:12:48,181
Anything to add to my
glowing review of the house?

1049
01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,990
Still a little life there, yeah?

1050
01:13:04,790 --> 01:13:05,790
No!

1051
01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:07,450
Bad.

1052
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:25,380
What do you
think?

1053
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:27,220
Should we turn
the camera?

1054
01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:28,470
Leave people to
wonder?

1055
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:30,220
No.

1056
01:13:30,221 --> 01:13:32,981
Now, give the people
what they want!

1057
01:13:57,740 --> 01:14:00,240
This is Betty Lou
52, signing off.

1058
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,801
Don't forget to
like and subscribe.

1059
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:03,940
If anyone out there is
watching, please help us.

1060
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:08,100
We've been attacked and we're
being held prisoners in this house.

1061
01:16:08,101 --> 01:16:11,701
This woman, Rebecca, she said that she
was the host of this place, but she's not.

1062
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:15,760
She's a
murderer.

1063
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640
She's a
murderer.

1064
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:25,820
She killed the owners and
now she's gonna kill us too.

1065
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:27,900
She's gonna kill
us too.

1066
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:35,000
I don't know how much time we
have, so please just call the police.

1067
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:36,760
Call someone,
please.

1068
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,960
Just help us.

1069
01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:54,180
What's up, guys?

1070
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:54,940
My name is
Teddy.

1071
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:59,640
And I'm Claire, and welcome
to another episode of Supergirls.

1072
01:16:59,641 --> 01:17:02,400
Don't forget to smash that
like button and the little bell so

1073
01:17:02,401 --> 01:17:03,820
you never miss
an episode.


